Cash for Clunkers!!

[Poochie]

               IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...   

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.  I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it.  My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

                        But here's the worst of it --

                           
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires. 
   CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY  -  How about You?

[Jules48cats]

Thanks for the laugh and yeah I'm a clunker too. 
Jules

[Bernice]

LOL!LOL!LOL!

Poochie,
Just off the top of my head, If my body was a car I would be an old beat up, weather worn VW beetle

Short round body
Big headlight frames with dim glow (glasses and eyes)
motor in the front, skipping (mouth, mind can't get words right)
starter broke (lack of energy)
interior ripped (joints, muscles)
Grill busted (back teeth missing)
tires busted (hurting feet)
dull finish (dry skin)
And if by chance I will start I'm backfiring TOO!

HA! HA! HA!

THAT WAS GREAT!

Bernice

[Bucky]

Cute one Pooh!!!   

[lynnmarie219]

   I like the last line the best....


"Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires."       
   

Too funny Pooh...thanks for the smile!

[beverly jane]

I read this to hubby 10 min. ago he is still laughing....... love it. thanks for my daily laugh
                  Bev

[Katybarstool]

Pooh, brilliant!

I'm glad I'm not the only clunker around here (although the dog gets blamed for the exhaust!)

Kathyx

[irish]

Poochie, That was so darn cute. You have an ususual mind. Bet you kept your kids hopping.

By the way. Did you see what they do to the clunkers??? You are not ready for that girl. Irish

[kimbo]

OOOOH Pooh,


Tooooo funny  ,

You are to good .  You are not a clunker.... in your soul.

kimbo