Here's another oldie but goodie!

[lynnmarie219]

I was at the mall the other day eating
at the food court. I noticed an
old man , older then I , watching a teenager sitting next
to him.

The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, and blue. The old man
kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find the old
man staring every time.

When the teenager had enough he sarcastically
asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had
sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son?"

[Patze]

Hi Lynnmarie,

Oh my, please warn someone when you're going to tell a good one!  I'm getting tired of trying to wipe off soda from the laptop!  It seems the laptop doesn't particularly care for it.


Patze

[lynnmarie219]

I don't know how your laptop screen survives all of that soda you spit on it!!

[Patze]

That makes two of us Lynn!


Patze