WARNING!!! New Problem------

[Poochie]

 Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.  Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.  And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original!  I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary ? my body was being replaced one s ection at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

These same thieves come in my closet and shrink my clothes! How do they do it?

[tomsmom]

LOL!!!!
Thank you.  I needed that laugh!

[lynnmarie219]

Oh Pooh....You still have that sense of humor! That's part of what we love about you!

Thanks for posting this...as I have been a victim of this terrible crime too! 

Good job at hiding your boobs....that will keep them safe!

[yodeb]

Love it!  Hysterical...
Thanks for the laugh!!!

~deb

[kimbo]

Oh Pooh I am soooo glad you have figured out this great mystery.

Now I have yet another reason to stay awake all nite long.

Thank you very much       kimbo

[Bucky]

Good one Pooh!!   

[Patze]

Ah Pooh, thanks for the "heads up", and for the good laugh, I sure needed it tonight!


Patze

[nursenoor]

ROFL

[irish]

Poochie, You are either feeling better or getting worse cause you are started to have delusions. That is just about the funniest thing I have heard in a long time. Too much time on your hand Poochie!!!! More! More! I need more like that to lift my spirits. Now I know what happened to all my "parts" that I know didn't come with the original package. Irish

[Bonnie]

Ha Ha, today I was needing a good laugh  Thanks Pooh

[Dolly Dimples]

  Tee Hee,  Thank's Pooh,
                                   Your right tho'.  Every day I look in the mirror and say, where is that girl gone,that I used to know ?

                                    Guess its an old age problem!
                                                                                Great stuff, Dolly. x

[Jules48cats]

Thanks Pooh  That was way too funny and I needed a good laugh!
Jules

[beverly jane]

just what I needed . Thanks for the laugh. even though it is the sad truth lol

[Bobbie]

OMG!!!!!  That was hilarious.  Thanks, I needed that today.

[jaygee]

Oh my!  It happened to you, too !!!!!     xx