2014 - Laughter is the best medicine . . . .

[Katybarstool]

 

[Velcro]

"Spring is here.  I am so excited, I wet my plants."

[jpd54]

Love this little guy!!  I have watched this over and over.  Just makes me laugh!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ7aLyfWkc0

However, I am glad he is Linda's child and not mine!  hahaha

                        Jennifer

[harrigan]

This one has had me giggling all day ...
Want to know what the major cause of dry skin is?


Bath towels 

[slccom]

http://poemsbyshelsilverstein.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html

Really funny poems!

Sharon

[jpd54]

I said to my mate, "I just met a doctor who claims he can cure my illness."

"Which doctor?"

I replied, "No, he's legal."


            Have a great day!         Jennifer

[meow]

http://poemsbyshelsilverstein.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html

Really funny poems!

Sharon

Shel Silverstein is one of the greats!

[Bucky]

 I just got off the home phone with a telemarketer, so this caught my attention as I was web surfing this afternoon.  I realize these people are just trying to do their job, but . . . they are so annoying.


10 Ways to Annoy a Telemarketer


10. When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked
because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my
arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..."

9. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name.
Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located.
Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as
long as necessary.

8. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?"
Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause as she tries to
figure out where she could know you from.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan,
reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends... would
you be my friend?"

6. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and
you could sure use some money.

5. Tell the telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could
bring you a case of beer and some chips

4. After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When
they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit
card number to a complete stranger.

3. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will
give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When the
telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number, you say "I
guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The telemarketer
will agree and you say, "Now you know how I feel!" Say good by - and Hang up.

2. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on
Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your mom?"

And first and foremost:

1. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.


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[Pisces24]

I got another one to add.
11.   Pretend like you don't understand English very well. Mispronounce words,  spout a bunch
       of  gibberish at them. It'll really fluster them.

[meow]

LOVE THESE.
My husband is a contractor and gets calls all the time from payroll services, finance companies, yellow pages (BIG RIPOFF) etc. The payroll companies always get flustered when he explains that he doesn't have any employees.

[jpd54]

Bucky,

That is sooo funny!!  I just got off the phone with one.  Wish I had read it earlier.

Thanks for always sharing!


                    Jennifer

[stephL]

Hey guys, I made a cartoon today about dismissive doctors who decorate their offices in gaudy colors and keep their back turned to you during appointments. lol It's the story of my life. Hope you like it.

http://i.imgur.com/JaFCsYb.png

[jpd54]

Like it?  I love it!!!!   It is so true.  Great cartoon for the day.

                  Jennifer

[stephL]

Thanks Jennifer. Hugs

[meow]

Hey guys, I made a cartoon today about dismissive doctors who decorate their offices in gaudy colors and keep their back turned to you during appointments. lol It's the story of my life. Hope you like it.

http://i.imgur.com/JaFCsYb.png

I couldn't see it. The site is blocked at my work for Adult Content  LOL, what on earth did you post?