2014 - Laughter is the best medicine . . . .

[Bucky]

It's a brand new year, time to start another new thread of "Laughter is the Best Medicine". 

I really think that laughter is important.  Something to cheer us up and bring a smile to our face.

So let the laughter begin . . . . .

I saw this on youtube and loved it - you could spend hours and hours (okay, days) on that site - here you go, enjoy!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq-EK5bZASI

It's your turn to keep the laughter coming - share your jokes, true stories, one liners, etc.

Bucky

[jpd54]

Bucky, that was soooo funny!!!   Thanks for sharing that with us.  Those boys were really good.


                Jennifer

[Velcro]

I thought this was appropriate due the weather we are having.

What do eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

Polaroids!

[Bucky]

Found on the web:

A little kid opens a box of Animal Crackers. The mom leaves him alone in the kitchen for a couple of minutes and then returns to see a giant pile of crackers on the kitchen table. She asks "What are you doing?"

The little kid responds "The box said 'do not eat if seal is broken'. I am looking for the seal."   

[Bucky]

Found in my files from 2007:


Pharmacist

A calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy and walked right up to the pharmacist,

looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide".

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband".

The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy!  I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!  That's against the law!  I would lose my license!  They'll throw both of us in jail!  All kinds of bad things will happen!"

"Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now.  That's different.  You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

[Katybarstool]

 

[jpd54]

   HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[star723]

This is just what I needed this evening~ with all the nasty weather we are having, it is good to have a good laugh!


What did one eye say to the other eye?        Don't look now, but something between us smells.

Sorry that is the best I could do~

[slccom]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irSC4-j_NjY

Dog in trouble. Hilarious!

Sharon

[Velcro]

Ha ha!  I love that one!  This one has been going around too and it just cracks me up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCRDskZrUMU

[Bucky]

Ha - poor Tank, he knew he'd been "b-u-s-t-e-d"!! 

Poor kennel dog - I've seen my own animals through the years be so stubborn when they don't want to do something.

Come to think of it, I've seen kids be that stubborn too!   

Bucky

[slccom]

And spouses!
Sharon

[Carebear]

I just spent the last 30 minutes watching funny animal videos, laughing so hard I was crying.  Time well spent!

[Bucky]

Found in my files:

"I'm retired . . . . I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today." 

"The economy is so bad, if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds", you call and ask if they meant you or them . . . . "

[jpd54]

Here's one for Spring!!

What's Irish and comes out in the spring?   Paddy O'Furniture!