Isn't life beautiful!

[gsmraxe]

You know, if your neighbors hate the fact that you mow your lawn at 11pm, you'd think they'd volunteer to do it for you during the day.  If I knew my neighbor couldn't tolerate the sun and was sick, I'd be happy to mow his/her lawn.  Even for a glass of tea when I was done and a little chat.

People can be insensitive sometimes.

[Epson]

Gsmraxe,

There's any empty lot net to my house, I think you should build next to me.

Epson

[irish]

Epson, I thought at 11 PM half the world was up surfing the web and the other half was watching Craig Ferguson!Irish

[SassieCat]

Epson,

I have a neighbor who likes to attempt to play drums starting around midnight.  He just installed a new sound system with outdoor speakers and he really has a great system, let me tell you.  I live about 800 feet away and it sounds like he is right next to my window.  He also likes to shoot guns late at night as we can hear alot of rounds going off.  FYI - we live way out in the country and not really close by.

I would take lawn mowing over him any day. 

Love your sense of humor, got a good chuckle out of me! 

Sassie

[Epson]

SassieCat,

I have a storm detention pond that that runs behind my house, it is over 90 feet wide and would you believe that I can hear the lady that lives there on the phone when here patio door is open.  It sounds like she is in our kitchen, we call her Mrs. Megaphone.

[ruby52]

Mrs. Megaphone, that is to funny.I'm sorry your having more problems.You are certainly due for a break.Take care.
                                                            Ruby

[kimbo]

Epson,

That megaphone lady can probably hear you , also.  Ya know water makes sound travel really well.

kimbo

[Epson]

Kimbo,

The pond is empty!  It only holds water for a couple of days after it rains, trust me, if she could hear me she would move, be afraid, be very afraid.

[SassieCat]

Epson,

That is just too funny, Mrs. Megaphone.  I really cracked up on that one.  I have a pond on the other side of me,  it's 3/4 on my property and 1/4 on another neighbor.  The eccentric ones.  They are the nature lovers who believe if I see a spider in my house, I should gently pick it up and put it back outside. 

No Way!!!!  I'm gonna kill the evil little beings.  They stalk you while you sleep and come after you from the ceilings.  It's kill or be attacked and they're mean and evil.  Die spiders!!!   Sorry, got kind of carried away there.  These neighbord don't mow their yard because it would destroy the homes of the animal and insects that live there.  Other than that, they are pretty good neighbors and don't harm anyone, or should I say anything.  ha ha

I really don't hear much other than the highway in front.  It's pretty peaceful most of the time.  We all avoid crazy dude, he was committed once before when he tried to kill his mother.  Now he just fires guns and cranks up the sound every now and again.

Sassie

[gsmraxe]

Gsmraxe,

There's any empty lot net to my house, I think you should build next to me.

Epson

LOL Epson!!!!!!  Only thing is I love Sunny San Diego    And wouldn't leave the warm weather...  You could move here tho   and I'll mow your lawn.

[Epson]

Gasmraxe,

You had me sold until I say the word sunny

[gsmraxe]

Gasmraxe,

You had me sold until I say the word sunny

Not a good place to live if you don't like the sun.  I heard on TV once that we have over 300 days a year of sun in San Diego.  I can't stand the cold, makes everything ache.   
You need to get a nice neighbor in that lot next door to you.  One that will help you out a little. 

[Fairy]

Epson,
You made me laugh until I cried! I love the mowing with the night vision goggles. What a riot! You go ahead and do what you need to do, your neighbor will have to live with it!

[kathyl]

Cool.  Now I want some night vision goggles.  I bought a telescope so I have a night oriented hobby.  But now I am imagining what I could do with night vision goggles.  Life is beautiful.  I have seen the Andromeda galaxy and the spiral galaxy and all of the planets and a comet.  Who needs the sun.
KL

[ktfabian]

Hey Epson-

With all that traffic going through your bladder, maybe you should charge admission or a parking fee like they do at the airport?

Hang in there and know that I'm pulling for you.  As for your new rule, "If you have Sjogren's you will have no other health problems", I'm with you 100%,
Tracy