FREE TO GOOD HOME

[pudmott]

GOING CHEAP-(TO BE READ FREE)

One human- 48 has diabetes, bit of a stress bag, currently has chest infection smokes drinks occasionally has sleep apnoea but looks great with a mask.

Another human- 35 has sjogren's, sleep apnoea (not so great in the mask), RLS, acute on chronic sinus infection and strange right arm and hand issues no one can explain. More calmer of the two humans and very easy going. Also has wicked sense of humour.

One corgi- 13 human years old. Bit on the porky side (takes after the humans), totally obsessed with food but will lick your floors sparkling clean. Does come with an attitude but can be won over with food and pats. Love to play the game roll the corgi when she doesnt want o get off her bed and the humans have to tip her off it to get her to te toilet. has hot spots on her skin and is currently wearing a bucket on her head. (very attractive look)

Another corgi- 10 human years, slightly neuotic a bit like the first human, totally petrified of thunderstorms and will decimate anything in her way to hide where she can. Not a lot of pistons firing in this one and as such is one half of the comedy duo affectionately known as dumb and dumber. Also has summer hot spots but no bucket just cream and a sedative to stop her scratching (investing in anohter bucket tomorrow). currently sleeping on the bed with the second human.

One papillon- the other half of the comedy duo of dumb and dumber. Another one slightly neurotic and totally attached to the second human. THis one is 6 human years. Cant cope when the second human goes out and leaves her and so punishes the human by weeing all over the floor. the first human gets very upset at this. Doesnt have the corgi hot spots but likes to be different with chronically blocked anal glands that need to be squeezed by the dog dr otherwise known as vet. Has a mission to rid the back yard of all pesky birds by barking wildly at them.

Slightly used and battered family needs tlc. Can be fixed but needing some love. Any takers.

Otherwise just wanted to make you all  LARFE. Hope you are having a good day.

Pain free happiness to all. Larfter is the best medicine

Pud

[Pooh]

Pud,
You are quite a breath of fresh air.  Sounds like our house only with "Frick and Frack", instead of "Dumb and Dumber".  PoohBear is scared of loud noises and thunder storms.  Paddy just isn't playing with a full deck.  Poor baby can't half see and runs into things.  If you knock on the table the pair of them run barking at the door. 

Thanks for the laugh this morning, I really needed it.   

Hugs, Pooh

[Victoria05202000]

LOL thank you PUD!!!  That was funny.  COme on over to South Carolina.....we'd take ya!

Take Care!
Vicky

[Patze]

Hey Pud,

You're an amazing story teller!  You ought to write, heck, you'd take Hollywood by storm (they NEED fresh writers desperately and you'd fit the bill to a T!)!!

My fur buddy is afraid of his own shadow, and the only thing he's not terrified of, is his food bowl, which he visits all to often!

Thanks for the chuckle!


Patze

[lynnmarie219]

Ohhhh Pud! You are too funny! You and your family are welcome in Illinois, but I must warn you that we are not too much better!

[pudmott]

P.S.

forgot to add that the second human has OCD and this manifests as an obsession with pharmaceutical company freebies. HAve a good colection of drug cmpany pens.

The papillon yeah well she likes to drag her butt on firm surface. Great party trick when the humans have guests

and corgi number two loves to play the game of follow the papillon barking madly not sure why but doing it cause the papillon does and enjoying every minute of it. Usually involves a bird or the BIG dog next door. Also loves sleeping up against walls on her back with all four legs in the air.

Am getting the passports ready and firing up the lear jet. Don't say you weren't warned.  We make the Osbournes look like the cleavers

Pud

[Patze]

Hi Pud,

You and yours are always welcome in my little 'ol neighborhood!


Patze

[pudmott]

Thanks Patze

im thinking our furry friends may have something to say about that though. Although im sure your furry will beat my three hands down any day of the week. They're not big in the brave department.


Pud

[Patze]

Nah, look at it this way, the pups can keep the 4 legged neighbors acting right and the fur ball will scare himself into a closet for the duration; yep, a win-win situation!  A quiet visit and a thinner cat (he needs to loose some weight anyway )!


Patze

[wen.uk]

hiya Pud - does my heart good to know that It's not only me - how's about I swap you for my cat who jumps on the conservatory roof at silly o'clock in the morning to come in the house, fills my garden with what resembles roadkill - even lines the llittle mice up in neat rows for me as presents; gets bladder problems that cause him to do tiny widdles every 2 minutes and sometimes he doesn't make his litter tray, thinks it's great fun to batter at the shower door so we let him out in a morning - and if that doesn't work bites his nails - no kidding - drives you mad ........  But no I wouldn't be without him!!

[Epson]

Free to a good home, sounds like the whole lot should be shipped to a rendering plant or glue factory.

[pudmott]

Well yes epson i have considered that option. The furries do get threatened with theglue fasctory often.

As for the humans. well i just think there is no hope for rehabilitation there. They are just a lost cause.

Soon we will be adding bunnies to the mix.


Pud