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2013 - Laughter is the best medicine . . . .

Started by Bucky, January 07, 2013, 07:42:31 PM

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Bucky

January 07, 2013, 07:42:31 PM
It's a brand new year, time to start another new thread of "Laughter is the Best Medicine".

I really think that laughter is important.  Something to cheer us up and bring a smile to our face.

So let the laughter begin . . . . .

I saw this on a friend's FB page today:


I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing.

IF I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
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Bucky

#1
January 09, 2013, 04:04:17 PM
Here's another one I saw on FB:

Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude.

My personality is who I am, my ATTITUDE depends on who you are.

Quotes Central

heehee . . . so true!!  ;)
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Shade

#2
January 10, 2013, 02:03:53 PM
Love It. LOL
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Bucky

#3
January 11, 2013, 06:55:06 AM
Yet another FB one:

"I have decided that I no longer want to be an adult . . . .

if anyone needs me, I will be in my couch cushion fort . . . .  coloring."


LOL Sounds good to me!   ;D  I remember my nieces and nephews and younger brother doing this.  I hope kids have opportunities to use this imagination play time today as so much "entertainment" is electronic these days.   :-\
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jpd54

#4
January 11, 2013, 09:41:11 AM
Bucky,

That sound like so much fun!!!  I could use a great escape like that sometimes.

                     Jennifer
SJS, Fibro, Osteoarthritis, Osteoporosis, GERD, Rosacea, TMJ

Celebrex, Gabapentin, Lasix, Potassium,Hydroxychloroquine, Lexapro, Lisinopril / Hydrochlorothiazide, Linzess, Metoclopram, Nexium, Oracea, Savella, Simvastatin, Vitamin D, Voltaren

Bucky

#5
January 29, 2013, 01:20:05 PM
There are many different colors of hair, in this little story, let's just use blonde.   ;)


"Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive,
double-pane, energy-efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them.  He complained that the
work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

HHHHelloooo . . . . just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically
stupid.  So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year . . . that
these windows would pay for themselves in a year.

Helloooo . . . . it's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.

He never called back, I bet he felt like an idiot."

                                                  Incredible's photo on FB


Love it!!   ;D

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Duchess

#6
January 29, 2013, 06:44:34 PM
Bucky, that Blonde joke is soooo funny !!!
58 y/o, Sjogren's, Lupus, Raynaud's, Mitral Valve Repair, Asthma, Myofascial Pain. Plaquenil, Inhalers, Ibuprofen,Exovac, Vitamin D, Vitamin B-12, Omega 3, Eye Drops, Quinipril, Massage therapy.

irish

#7
January 29, 2013, 10:52:52 PM
Bucky, Loved them all. Made my day.

The loose fitting clothes one is really waaaay to close to home!!!!! IRish

Bucky

#8
January 30, 2013, 06:47:23 AM
I'M NOT OLD
I woke up,
I lifted my arms,
I moved my knees,
I turned my neck . . . .
Everything make the same noise:
CrrrrrrraaaaaaacccccccK!
. . .  I came to a conclusion:
I am not old,
I am crispy.
;D
Daveswordsofwisdom
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jpd54

#9
February 05, 2013, 11:40:02 AM
Boy, do I feel crispy today!!!  Having to go see ortho about my knee.

                       Jennifer
SJS, Fibro, Osteoarthritis, Osteoporosis, GERD, Rosacea, TMJ

Celebrex, Gabapentin, Lasix, Potassium,Hydroxychloroquine, Lexapro, Lisinopril / Hydrochlorothiazide, Linzess, Metoclopram, Nexium, Oracea, Savella, Simvastatin, Vitamin D, Voltaren

Bucky

#10
February 13, 2013, 06:14:11 PM
Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".


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Bucky

#11
March 05, 2013, 02:27:35 PM
This was a picture on FB - there was a cement block with the following note on it:

Exercise Block

1)  Place block on floor

2)  Walk around it twice

3)  Sit down!  Relax

You have just walked around the block twice!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Now this is my kind of exercise!!   ;D

Bucky
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Bucky

#12
March 22, 2013, 10:35:26 PM
Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy.  He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary.

He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step.  As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump.  A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.

Managing not to yell, Flynn sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding.  He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.

He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.

In the morning, Flynn woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Mary staring at him from across the room.

She said, "Your were drunk again last night weren't you?"

Flynn said, "Why do you say such a mean thing?"

"Well," Mary said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly . . . . .  it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror!   
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Duchess

#13
March 23, 2013, 06:33:59 AM
Funny!
58 y/o, Sjogren's, Lupus, Raynaud's, Mitral Valve Repair, Asthma, Myofascial Pain. Plaquenil, Inhalers, Ibuprofen,Exovac, Vitamin D, Vitamin B-12, Omega 3, Eye Drops, Quinipril, Massage therapy.

stillinshockwithsjogrens

#14
March 23, 2013, 09:32:11 PM
LOL, that is tooooo funny, Bucky!!!  So glad you're here to add some lightness and laughter to this forum, thank you!
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