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Why my pharmacist hates me...

Started by jordozmom, March 17, 2011, 01:18:06 PM

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March 24, 2011, 01:12:15 PM
Stickgal - LOL!  Pick your eye color!  BWAHAHAHA! 

Yeah, for $132 the side effects should read like this:  CAUTION: This medicine may cause sexy eye color, weight loss, a deep dark natural looking tan, discontinuation of PMS symptoms, elimination of gray hair and wrinkles, tooth whitening, longer thicker hair, longer legs, the ability to pee standing up, and random increases in salary and promotions.  In rare cases, might cause children to start picking up after themselves and husband to leave toilet seat down.

And Sis - yes, as much money as we spend at the pharmacy they should be much nicer to us.  In fact, they should just start delivering the RX's to my home or give me my own parking space.
SJS, Raynauds, Distal Renal Tubular Acidosis, RA, peripheral neuropathy, COPD, RLS, leaky heart valve (caused by SJS), Lichen Sclerosis.
Plaquenil, Salagen, Sodium Bicarb, Klor-Con, Ambien, Methotrexate, COQ-10, VitD, Multivitamin, Omega 3, B12
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