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Tidbits' Laughs!

Started by Bucky, July 27, 2009, 01:05:00 PM

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Bucky

I found this in a little paper called Tidbits' . . thought it was cute.   ;D

A a man in a waiting room turns to a fellow patient and starts to make small talk.

"You know, women really are the worst drivers," he says.  "On the way to my appointment, I caught the sight of a woman in my rear view mirror, driving 85 mph while putting on mascara!  I glanced away, but when I looked back I noticed she was swerving into my lane and towards my car!  It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver into my coffee and spilled it all over my cellphone!"

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(A sidenote from me:  Now, I could go into my "anti multitasking while driving" speech . . . . but, I won't.   :D )

Bucky



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lynnmarie219

  Another good smile before I head off to work for the day! Thanks Bucky!

Poochie

 :D :D :D I love it.  Just like a man. ;D

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