Sjogren's Jokes

[MaryBee7]

Okay, if no one replies I'll know 2 things:  I'm a rear end pain and it's time for me to go bother Ashewoman at Gmail.   

Here's my joke:   "A woman with Sjogren's walked up to the desert.  The desert screamed and ran."     ha ha!   

[Sleepy In Seattle]

How many sjoggies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows because they keep dropping the bulb with their lotion-y hands....

 

[MaryBee7]

ha ha Seattle!  I think we should keep these going, like the word association threads.  Laughing at Sjogren's has got to be a Good Thing!

[Alwaysblue]

This is dry humor.

[Sleepy In Seattle]

(groan....)  

[artsyamerican]

lol

[slccom]

Need someone to deliver a eulogy? Ask a sjoggie!
Sharon

[quietdynamics]

What is the SJS theme song?

"How Dry I Am"
How dry I am, how dry I am
It's plain to see just why I am
No alcohol in my highball  No tears in my eye[ball]
And that is why so dry I am

[voiceteacher]

funny   I think we should STICK with this

[MaryBee7]

QuietDynamics, I love this song!  Okay so here's my pathetic joke for today:

A Sjogren's sufferer was shopping in the nut/raisin aisle at the local supermarket.  To her utter shocked surprise, a man suddenly grabbed her by the back of her shirt and tossed her in his grocery cart, saying "Glad they're selling prunes in these bulk sizes, sure saves on the grocery bill!"

HA HA!

[Liz D.]

I have got a laugh from people who know my situation out of this one: 

When people are talking to me and spit by accident and say sorry, I just say "stop rubbing it in!"

[MaryBee7]

HA HA HA LIZ!!