The new alphabet! (Medical joke)

[Shani]

Hi everyone!

I received this in a mail today, it made my day.
Had to chuckle.
I just have to share it.

Please feel free to delete it or however if it contains anything inappropriate or if it's not aloud.
But I hope it's fine.

Here we go:

A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains,
perhaps car-d-iac?

D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H  high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I  for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L 's for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.

W for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind.

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!

[Cheryl]

Shani, this is hilarious!  Thank you for sharing! Have a good day.
Cheryl

[Shani]

I'm glad that you liked it Cheryl!

Have a great day.

[Crymeariver]

ROFL! 

[Shani]

Hehe.

[Carolina]

Shani, I needed that on a rainy Saturday morning.

THANKS!

Elaine

[Shani]

You're very welcome Elaine!

[lynnmarie219]

Thanks for sharing this Shani...it made me smile (mostly because I can relate)! 

Nothing better than a little humor in our lives!

[Patze]

Wonderfully creative Shani!!!!  And I do thank you for the smile!



Patze

[Shani]

You're welcome everyone.
Glad it made you all smile. 

[Sha]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Love the 26 docs who are employed!!

Sha hope you are doing well, my dear!! That made me laugh!