son trying to kill me with embarrassment lol

[Katybarstool]

Wedneday, that made me laugh!

I remember when my boys were very small. We were on a bus when one of them asked where babies cames from. I spluttered and tried to deflect the question, when a little voice said something like, "I know they grow inyour tummy, but how do they get out". Eeek, the bus was full, and suddenly everyone seemed to be listening. I went bright red, and said something about 'mummy's little pocket The guy sitting oppisite looked as if he was going to wet himself laughing.

Out of the mouths of babes !

Kathyx

[Scottietottie]

That brings to mind telling my son when he was about 18 months old that he was going to have a baby brother or sister. "Where is it now?" he asked.  I explained it was inside me. He looked absolutely horrified and wailed "Did you eat it?"

[dbab]

HAHA Scottie...     Poor thing, I bet he was mortified     

[wednesday mc haggis]

katy lolololol   thats so funny!!  kids just ask with no fear, but in public its very embarrasing lolol

scottie lololololol  how their little minds work, in mysterious ways lol

T x

[lilbitz]

Hi everyone I am new I haven't posted anything yet,but i have to add this it made me think of all the funny things kids say.My nephew at the age of six found out where he really came out of and he was so mad at my sister he told her thanks mom now I have to take a shower because I smell like koochie.How funny is that.I just have to tell ya one more.When my daughter was 2 she came up to me crying and said mommy I have a crack in my butt I have 4 kids and never heard that oneI just assumed they excepted it cause it was there at birth.Anyway LMAO .God bless your son for giving us a laugh I think he is definitely a boob man.

[Linda196]

Hello Lilbitz, welcome to Sjogren's World, I'm glad you could make your first post in such an entertaining thread!

It's this sort of thing that made Art Linkletter a household name! He was so right, kids do say the darnedest things!

I hope you get as much out of the other threads, and feel free to post anytime.

[Patze]

Hi WHM, that is too funny!  Kids, can't live with them, can't live without them!  What is it with boobies anyway (laughing and shaking my head)?!  Boys, they are too funny!  Give that kid a hug for me will ya?

Hi Lilbitz, Let me welcome you to the SJS World!  Please do look around as there are tons of topics and as you've already see, gaggles of really great members too!  Please tell us a bit more about you as we'd like to get to know you.

Y'all's stories are just so precious!

Patze

[Scottietottie]

Hi Lilbitz 

Welcome to Sjogren's world.  Join in any thread you want to or start one off. Comments, questions, or just plain 'venting' are all just fine.

Take care - Scottie 

[lynnmarie219]

Hi lilbitz!
Welcome from me too! I'm glad that you found us and are enjoying the boards....feel free to jump on in whenever and whenever you feel comfortable doing so!


T, Scottie, and the rest.....your stories are making me laugh....kids do say what's on their minds....with nothing held back! Too funny!

[JannaLee]

Lilbitz!

I have the feeling you are going to be a real pleasure to know!

Welcome to the group!

Janna