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Mother's Milk

Started by lighthouse33, February 16, 2013, 11:30:40 AM

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lighthouse33

-----Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk'.   The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:
 
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
 
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
 
He got an A.
Female
Primary Sjogren's, polyneuropathy, endomitriosis, dietary fructose intolerance
Plaquenil, Lyrica, Tramadal, Omeprazole, Fortical, fish oil, flaxseed oil, benefiber, centrum chewable mulitviitamin, caltrate chewable 600 D+minerals, WSN Nerve Support Formula, Align, Biotene Products

Meld256

That's cute, lighthouse.  8)

I'll need to pass that along to my breastfeeding daughter; it will make her smile.

Winnie

Oh that is too funny!!  I am an advocate of breastfeeding and nursed my one son for 15 months mainly because I was not working at the time.  Great experience for me.  In-laws thought I was crazy!! Control freaks!!

Winnie  :)
Sicca Syndrome-Aug 11', osteopenia, IBS-C, gastritis, GERD
Plaquenil, Dexilant, Vit D, Calcium, gluten free, dairy, egg & nut intolerances

cargillwitch

" fast food outlets- two conveneint locations"
47 female, Sjogrens ,Raynauds,degenerative disc disease.Rheumatoid Arthritis, gastroparesis.