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Started by A66eyroad, August 05, 2011, 07:16:02 AM

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A66eyroad

August 05, 2011, 07:16:02 AM
I wanted to share a funny with you all.

Yesterday I was having a particularly tough day at work, so I texted my husband and said, "I've run out of spoons!"

He answered, "Then stick a fork in you!"

:D
Female, 61
Sjogrens, UCTD, and subacute cutaneous lupus. Flu-like symptoms, mouth & nasal ulcers, itchy rash, high cholesterol, headache, earache, tinnitis, dizziness. Hangover-like nausea, especially in the a.m.
Plaquenil, Atabrine, DHEA, Aleve, Evoxac, Allegra/Benedryl, esomeprazole.

Joe S.

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August 05, 2011, 08:10:24 AM
When you stick a fork in you, are you done?
bkn C4 & C5, herniation's 7 n, 5 t, 4 l, Nerve Damage
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A66eyroad

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August 05, 2011, 08:22:21 AM
Exactly!
Female, 61
Sjogrens, UCTD, and subacute cutaneous lupus. Flu-like symptoms, mouth & nasal ulcers, itchy rash, high cholesterol, headache, earache, tinnitis, dizziness. Hangover-like nausea, especially in the a.m.
Plaquenil, Atabrine, DHEA, Aleve, Evoxac, Allegra/Benedryl, esomeprazole.

Patze

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August 05, 2011, 11:43:13 AM
That's a good one A66eyroad! :D


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Meld256

#4
August 05, 2011, 01:23:41 PM
That's too funny, A66ey!  ;D 
We've used that phrase around the house.."stick a fork in me; I'm done."     So nice that your husband can share some humor about your illness with you.  ;)  It means a lot to you, I'm sure.

Pisces24

#5
August 06, 2011, 05:01:25 PM
You might have to ask your grandparents this one.

Used to be an old superstition that when you dropped a piece of silverware on the floor it meant company was coming over.  :D

really?

#6
August 07, 2011, 05:50:52 PM
I remember that old tale too,,

sunnybunny

#7
August 08, 2011, 05:16:49 PM
that's an awesome one. I love it!

I'm new to 'the spoon', and i know i will be referencing it alot now.lol

i just have to get others (outside of here i mean) to get with it and read the darn thing! lol

sunnybunny

#8
August 08, 2011, 06:39:29 PM
hey....
I was just thinking, if i need to....
Can I cheat and use a 'SPORK' if I need to on tough days??? lol

Meld256

#9
August 08, 2011, 07:18:57 PM
Hey, sunny :)

Maybe you could use your "SPORK" and poke people who refuse to read The Spoon Theory!

sunnybunny

#10
August 08, 2011, 09:15:17 PM
thats exactly one of the things i had planned for its use. lol

hey, it is such an overlooked and forgotten utensil isnt it???
those helpful little sharp teeth to grab those extras...lol

this is so silly...lol
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