Dear Santa

[Calli66]

I copied this wish list from another forum that I belong to, with permission. Thought it applied to us Soggies, too.
Enjoy,
Calli

Dear Santa,

I have spent a lot of time working on my Christmas list this year. Mostly
because I start working on it, have to pee, get up to go to the bathroom, trip
over a toy, stop to rub my toe, forget I was going to pee, wander into the
kitchen to get a drink, sit back down, realize I was working on my list, start
again, remember I have to pee, get back up, walk into the bathroom, forget why I
was there, see the sink is dirty, clean it up, get sleepy, lay in bed, realize I
forgot to pee, get up, finally pee, take a nap, get up to make a snack, see the
computer and remember I was working on my list, trip over the dog toy...etc,
etc, etc.

What was I saying? Oh, yeah, the list. It is really quite simple. No
waiting in long lines on Christmas Eve, no making the elves work night and day,
no huge loads for reindeer. I'm a simple girl. I hope that you are able to
make it to my house. I forget where it is sometimes and I'm almost out of
spoons for today to be able to give you directions. Have a wonderful holiday
and a fantastic New Year....Here goes...

1. A new immune system that only attacks foreign cells
2. Tiger balm or other muscle rubs
3. A lifetime supply of Post-its to remember things
4. A pen with an everlasting supply of ink for all the journaling of symptoms..
5. More journal books
6. An Ereader to transfer all my journals onto...figure this takes up less room
than MORE bookshelves
7. Expandable rings for the days I can't get them on or off...if that isn't
possible, then more dish soap please
8. Ibuprofen and Tylenol Arthritis
9. A GPS system so that when I go the 3 blocks to the store, I can remember my
way home
10. A GPS system that can get me the three blocks to the store and reminds me
when I park what the heck I came there for in the first place.
11. An extra large pill container. Since it is the only way I can remember if
I have taken my pills that day
12. Epsom salt
13. A competent doctor
14. Enough energy to shave both my legs on the same day without needing a nap
in between.
15. A pop up device in the washer and dryer that reminds me to transfer the
loads, after it reminds me to first put the clothes in...
16. Maid service
17. Nanny service
18. An on-call massage therapist
19. A medical i.d. bracelet big enough to fit everything
20. Spoons

[Blue Kat]

Perfect!   

[Patze]

Wunderbar Calli, wunderbar!


Patze

[navydad]

What do I want?




For it to be over with,, I dont need anything,, I still have pants from many xmases in the closet with tags on them,, they dont fit me,, they fall off,

[Katybarstool]

Navydad, can you ebay them and buy yourself something nice with the proceeds?

Kathyx

[Cinnamon Girl]

I just want my family restored  and or enough Faith to carry on without them