You know you have Sjogrens when...

[Meld256]

Yes, yes, to all! How great we have a place here where others understand!

jordozmom,
Your list is hilarious And sssooo true.
I started realizing I had a real problem partly because my small cup of coffee on my desk turned into a large thermos, plus a juice bottle and a water bottle at all at the same time. I was in a call center and had to swig as fast as I could in the 3-10 seconds before the next call.

I do the mental check every time I leave the house: cellphone, chapstick, biotene spray, chapstick, ibuprofen, checkbook, chapstick, bottle of water, Restasis, chapstick, hand lotion, kleenex, chapstick. Do you see a theme here?!