The Doctor Says . . . But He REALLY Means . . .

[Bucky]

"Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we . . ?"
I'm stalling for time.  Who are you and why are you here?
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Well, what have we here . . ?"
He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.
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"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call".
I don't know what it is.  Maybe it will go away by itself.
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"Let me check your medical history."
I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.
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"Well, now, we have some good news and some bad news."
The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW.  The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.
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"This should be taken care of right away".
I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself!
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"Let me schedule you for some lab tests."
I have a forty percent interest in the lab.
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"I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.
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"That's quite a nasty looking wound."
I think I'm going to throw up.
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"This should fix you up."
The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff.  Hope it works.
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"Everything seems to be normal."
Rats! I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.
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"I'd like to run some more tests."
I can't figure out what's wrong.  Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.
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Something I found in my files.   

[Chickpea]

That's great Bucky!  The truth at last ...

Chickpea xxx

[Bernice]

Chile! Now ain't this the truth!!??

Huhun! I often wondered why my doctor always wants lab tests!

[lynnmarie219]

Another good one Ms. Bucky! 

[Patze]

Hey Bucky, thanks for the laughs!


Patze

[Jules48cats]

That a bit too close to the truth,  but it gave me a chuckle just the same! 
Jules

[Patze]

Yeah Jules, I was thinking the same thing...too close sometimes!

Patze

[Dolly Dimples]

  Love it Bucky!!   Thanx Dolly.

[pudmott]

too funny glad to see you haent lost your touch Bucky. U takin care of that plane???

[Bucky]

Hey Pud . . . I miss you!!  How's things in your part of the world?

"the plane" . . . well . . . . . our dear resident AD got a hold of it (I don't know how) and decided to take it apart to see how it works.     Last I heard it is laying in a million pieces at her place.    In the meantime, we're all stuck without  transportation!!!   Maybe you could give her a talkin too??!!  LOL

Take care . . keep in touch,
Bucky 

[lynnmarie219]

Hey Pud...Helllllllooooooo......good to see ya again!

Yes the plane...it died in AD's yard with her help.....bad subject! 

[Patze]

Pud Meister!  How the heck are you doing girl?

Yeah, the plane is a bit of a mess at the moment, but hope that spring will bring some life back into it!   Talk to AD?  You gonna talk to AD about the million and one pieces of aircraft in her yard?  You're braver than me!  

How are you feelin' these days?

Don't be such a stranger!

Patze