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Title: The Doctor Says . . . But He REALLY Means . . .
Post by: Bucky on September 20, 2009, 12:04:39 PM
"Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we . . ?"
I'm stalling for time.  Who are you and why are you here?
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Well, what have we here . . ?"
He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.
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"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call".
I don't know what it is.  Maybe it will go away by itself.
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"Let me check your medical history."
I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.
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"Well, now, we have some good news and some bad news."
The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW.  The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.
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"This should be taken care of right away".
I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself!
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"Let me schedule you for some lab tests."
I have a forty percent interest in the lab.
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"I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.
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"That's quite a nasty looking wound."
I think I'm going to throw up.
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"This should fix you up."
The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff.  Hope it works.
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"Everything seems to be normal."
Rats! I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.
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"I'd like to run some more tests."
I can't figure out what's wrong.  Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.
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Something I found in my files.   ;D
Title: Re: The Doctor Says . . . But He REALLY Means . . .
Post by: Chickpea on September 20, 2009, 02:03:44 PM
That's great Bucky!  The truth at last ...

Chickpea xxx
Title: Re: The Doctor Says . . . But He REALLY Means . . .
Post by: Bernice on September 20, 2009, 03:14:30 PM
Chile! Now ain't this the truth!!??

Huhun! I often wondered why my doctor always wants lab tests!
Title: Re: The Doctor Says . . . But He REALLY Means . . .
Post by: lynnmarie219 on September 20, 2009, 03:52:43 PM
Another good one Ms. Bucky!  :D
Title: Re: The Doctor Says . . . But He REALLY Means . . .
Post by: Patze on September 20, 2009, 04:05:37 PM
Hey Bucky, thanks for the laughs!


Patze
Title: Re: The Doctor Says . . . But He REALLY Means . . .
Post by: Jules48cats on September 20, 2009, 04:38:08 PM
That a bit too close to the truth,  but it gave me a chuckle just the same! 
Jules
Title: Re: The Doctor Says . . . But He REALLY Means . . .
Post by: Patze on September 20, 2009, 04:52:17 PM
Yeah Jules, I was thinking the same thing...too close sometimes! ;) :D

Patze
Title: Re: The Doctor Says . . . But He REALLY Means . . .
Post by: Dolly Dimples on September 21, 2009, 03:03:59 PM
  Love it Bucky!!   Thanx Dolly.
Title: Re: The Doctor Says . . . But He REALLY Means . . .
Post by: pudmott on September 23, 2009, 12:26:02 PM
too funny glad to see you haent lost your touch Bucky. U takin care of that plane???
Title: Re: The Doctor Says . . . But He REALLY Means . . .
Post by: Bucky on September 23, 2009, 01:21:28 PM
Hey Pud . . . I miss you!!  How's things in your part of the world?

"the plane" . . . well . . . . . our dear resident AD got a hold of it (I don't know how) and decided to take it apart to see how it works.   ::)  Last I heard it is laying in a million pieces at her place.  :(  In the meantime, we're all stuck without  transportation!!!   Maybe you could give her a talkin too??!!  LOL

Take care . . keep in touch,
Bucky  ;D

Title: Re: The Doctor Says . . . But He REALLY Means . . .
Post by: lynnmarie219 on September 23, 2009, 04:08:07 PM
Hey Pud...Helllllllooooooo......good to see ya again!

Yes the plane...it died in AD's yard with her help.....bad subject!  ;)
Title: Re: The Doctor Says . . . But He REALLY Means . . .
Post by: Patze on September 26, 2009, 01:48:55 PM
Pud Meister!  How the heck are you doing girl?

Yeah, the plane is a bit of a mess at the moment, but hope that spring will bring some life back into it! :)  Talk to AD?  You gonna talk to AD about the million and one pieces of aircraft in her yard?  You're braver than me! ;)  ;D

How are you feelin' these days?

Don't be such a stranger!

Patze