"Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we . . ?"
I'm stalling for time. Who are you and why are you here?
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Well, what have we here . . ?"
He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.
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"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call".
I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.
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"Let me check your medical history."
I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.
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"Well, now, we have some good news and some bad news."
The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.
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"This should be taken care of right away".
I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself!
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"Let me schedule you for some lab tests."
I have a forty percent interest in the lab.
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"I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.
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"That's quite a nasty looking wound."
I think I'm going to throw up.
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"This should fix you up."
The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff. Hope it works.
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"Everything seems to be normal."
Rats! I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.
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"I'd like to run some more tests."
I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.
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Something I found in my files. ;D
That's great Bucky! The truth at last ...
Chickpea xxx
Chile! Now ain't this the truth!!??
Huhun! I often wondered why my doctor always wants lab tests!
Another good one Ms. Bucky! :D
Hey Bucky, thanks for the laughs!
Patze
That a bit too close to the truth, but it gave me a chuckle just the same!
Jules
Yeah Jules, I was thinking the same thing...too close sometimes! ;) :D
Patze
Love it Bucky!! Thanx Dolly.
too funny glad to see you haent lost your touch Bucky. U takin care of that plane???
Hey Pud . . . I miss you!! How's things in your part of the world?
"the plane" . . . well . . . . . our dear resident AD got a hold of it (I don't know how) and decided to take it apart to see how it works. ::) Last I heard it is laying in a million pieces at her place. :( In the meantime, we're all stuck without transportation!!! Maybe you could give her a talkin too??!! LOL
Take care . . keep in touch,
Bucky ;D
Hey Pud...Helllllllooooooo......good to see ya again!
Yes the plane...it died in AD's yard with her help.....bad subject! ;)
Pud Meister! How the heck are you doing girl?
Yeah, the plane is a bit of a mess at the moment, but hope that spring will bring some life back into it! :) Talk to AD? You gonna talk to AD about the million and one pieces of aircraft in her yard? You're braver than me! ;) ;D
How are you feelin' these days?
Don't be such a stranger!
Patze