- Why do you have to "put your two cents in" . . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?"
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above? ( ;D)
By George Carlin
One of my favorite George Carlinisms is "Why do they call it getting on the plane when you get IN the plane?" hahaha
jpd
One thing really brings home how lazy we've become. I pointed this out to my mother once and she said I was just a cheapskate.
People pay $3.50+ for orange juice in a carton that says right on the carton "Made from Concentrate'.
They could just buy the concentrate for $1.50 and add the water themselves.
But noooo. We are too lazy to even add the water and mix. LOL ROFL
Bucky,
I knew instantly when I started reading your post.....that it had to be George Carlin...I just loved so many of his acts! He was truly a funny funny man!
Yeah Bucky,
George Carlin certainly raised a lot of funny questions.
enjoyed this. :)
kimbo
Ah Bucky, you found my "main man"! I've loved his work since I was knee high to a bullfrog! ;) :D He was a great comedian and is greatly missed.
Patze
Some things I have always wondered......
Why do people call it a Hot Water Heater -- if the water is hot, we don't need to heat it. We heat the cold water.
Also, I am confused about the "down" escalator as well as the elevator. If we escalate or elevate, we are increasing... going up. How the heck can we go down in an elevator or escalator!
Hey AD!
I know what you mean about the escalator, I've often wondered about it as I was riding either up or down! ;) :D
Patze
AD....does your elevator go all the way to the top ? ;D
seriously, you raise some very deep questions there. ;D
And by the way, you need to beam yourself in more often. ;)
kimbo
Hi :)
Maybe on a downward escalator we are increasing the amount we go down. :)
LOL y'all ...
And no... my elevator cannot even see the top!
I never remember to get here... need to program my beemer.....
That is an intresting thought scottie!
I like your thinking Scottie! ;D
Scottie, you are so deep! :D A budding philosopher maybe?
AD, if you ever get that beemer fixed, let me know, that will be one heck of a trip! ;) ;D
Patze