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Sjogrens Topics => Living Life In Spite of Sjogren's => Topic started by: Poochie on August 13, 2009, 05:31:11 PM

Title: Cash for Clunkers!!
Post by: Poochie on August 13, 2009, 05:31:11 PM
               IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...   

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.  I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it.  My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

                        But here's the worst of it --

                           
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.  :D :D :D :D :D :D
   CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY  -  How about You? ;D
Title: Re: Cash for Clunkers!!
Post by: Jules48cats on August 13, 2009, 05:54:26 PM
Thanks for the laugh and yeah I'm a clunker too. 
Jules
Title: Re: Cash for Clunkers!!
Post by: Bernice on August 13, 2009, 06:16:05 PM
LOL!LOL!LOL!

Poochie,
Just off the top of my head, If my body was a car I would be an old beat up, weather worn VW beetle

Short round body
Big headlight frames with dim glow (glasses and eyes)
motor in the front, skipping (mouth, mind can't get words right)
starter broke (lack of energy)
interior ripped (joints, muscles)
Grill busted (back teeth missing)
tires busted (hurting feet)
dull finish (dry skin)
And if by chance I will start I'm backfiring TOO!

HA! HA! HA!

THAT WAS GREAT!

Bernice

Title: Re: Cash for Clunkers!!
Post by: Bucky on August 13, 2009, 06:45:13 PM
Cute one Pooh!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Cash for Clunkers!!
Post by: lynnmarie219 on August 13, 2009, 07:12:54 PM
 :D  I like the last line the best....


"Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires."       
   


Too funny Pooh...thanks for the smile!
Title: Re: Cash for Clunkers!!
Post by: beverly jane on August 14, 2009, 03:55:53 AM
I read this to hubby 10 min. ago he is still laughing....... love it. thanks for my daily laugh
                  Bev
Title: Re: Cash for Clunkers!!
Post by: Katybarstool on August 14, 2009, 05:20:11 AM
Pooh, brilliant!

I'm glad I'm not the only clunker around here (although the dog gets blamed for the exhaust!)

Kathyx
Title: Re: Cash for Clunkers!!
Post by: irish on August 18, 2009, 08:40:30 PM
Poochie, That was so darn cute. You have an ususual mind. Bet you kept your kids hopping.

By the way. Did you see what they do to the clunkers??? You are not ready for that girl. Irish ;D
Title: Re: Cash for Clunkers!!
Post by: kimbo on August 18, 2009, 09:14:35 PM
OOOOH Pooh,


Tooooo funny  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D,

You are to good .  You are not a clunker.... in your soul.

kimbo