I found this in a little paper called Tidbits' . . thought it was cute. ;D
A a man in a waiting room turns to a fellow patient and starts to make small talk.
"You know, women really are the worst drivers," he says. "On the way to my appointment, I caught the sight of a woman in my rear view mirror, driving 85 mph while putting on mascara! I glanced away, but when I looked back I noticed she was swerving into my lane and towards my car! It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver into my coffee and spilled it all over my cellphone!"
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(A sidenote from me: Now, I could go into my "anti multitasking while driving" speech . . . . but, I won't. :D )
Bucky
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing001.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) Another good smile before I head off to work for the day! Thanks Bucky!
:D :D :D I love it. Just like a man. ;D
Pooh