1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psychopath
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The h--l Out Of It
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Cinco.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite..
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches ?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
Now...admit it...at least one of these made you smile....and no harm was meant by any of them..just some good clean fun!!
Cute Lynnmarie . . and yes, it did make me smile!! ;D
Bucky
Hey Lynnmarie,
Ah, I haven't seen those in a while, thanks for the smiles!!!! ;D
Patze
Thanks Lynnmarie, these are great. I sent my great grandson a copy he will love them. He's quite a punster as it is, these will be more ammunition for him to drive his brother and parents up the wall with. :D
The first thing he says to me when he sees me is "Hey, Meme guess what? I have a new joke for you!", then he tells me and we both sit and laugh over it. Some of them I don't get, but I still laugh at them. Wouldn't want to stunt a budding comedian. :D
Hugs, Pooh
Loved them Lyynn. ;D