oh i had to post this, cant stop chuckling about it now the red face has gone.Ill explain Jim is my fiancee .
Just went to the supermarket after picking my 9 year old daniel up from school, we were talking about school and what he had been up to as we walked around the aisles, was busy today as its alot of ppl`s pay day, right at the veg section in a louder than normal voice he asked " MUm has Jim seen your boobies fully ??"
well wasnt i mortified when about 10 ppl stared right at us, i said daniel go get me a bag of carrots we shall talk latter
lmaooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
oh i could kill him somedays , blooming wee imp he is lol
T x
Hi Wednesday mc haggis! That was hilarious!!! I have kids too. They can say the darnedest things can't they. Thanks for making me smile and chuckle out loud! I needed that-we all probably needed that.
I have to say boys are the best, aren't they!?
I hooted too!
Sounds like he's inching toward puberty!
Janna
Well, has he?
Epson! You are just as much a hoot as Daniel!
I guess boys will be boys!
butterfly couldnt write a script for what kids can say, still laughing here lol
janna lololol aint that the truth, cant say a hanker for a daughter, wouldnt swap my boys, might get more mucky clothes and messy rooms with them, but boys are more affectionate and more loyal id say, and alot funnier lolol
epson frequently and at close range lolol
T x
McH - That was a classic! I wonder what made him think to say it just then? Did you ask him?
Leah xx
Dear Haggis,
That was funny. I needed a laugh about now as I want to run away. I was down the hill watching my son and his friend cut some tree's down and moving them with his back hoe. Just watching with my 5 year old grandson. And I got so hot and sticky I had to take a shower. Now I am itching so bad. sitting here in my pj gown writting you all. My daughter who is single and 28. Thinks she knows it all. very cranky. She went to the YMCA with my daughter in law and a while back the Dr found some bumps on her thyroid. and did all the tests but the blood work came back fine. and she had a sleep study cuz she can't sleep and that came back fine. Well when I asked her about it again she said why was I so determinded she has to has something wrong with her. Talk about cranky. I am her mother for goodness sake I told her I worry, but SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!. Kids you can't live with them and you can't live with out them. I burned the cookies while I was down the hill. and the noodles were mussy. Can't win. No one understands what it is like to be itchy and tired and achy and can't see very well. The eye specialist called today and I am going to go see her on May 6. in John Hopkins in Maryland. Hubby wasn't too happy he had to take off to take me Bo Ho.its 2 hours away. My mom understands so I shall call her when I am done venting here. I am so grateful I have this wonderful site with so many wonderful people who do understand and I can talk to. I try not to talk to my kids as they think I am a hypo. Hubby sorta understands. a little.
Well thanks for letting me vent.
Theresa
Oh
I forgot to say in my letter, that when My grandson was about 2 1/5 He learned about boobies at his Moms wedding shower when she got some sexy stuff. He ran around with it up to him we took a picture and when I took him to Walmart right in front of this lady he saw the bras and said that they were boobies. We laughted so hard. the ones that were flattened he said they were popped. He just wouldn't stop talking about them.
Theresa
Hugs to you Trector, honey!
Janna
leah he has always did strange things at strage times, i honestly think he was trying to make me blush, when i asked him he gave me the usual innocent but impish smile and said wooooooooot?? then smiled lol
trector glad it gave you a laugh, good luck with eye specialist, as for the itch can i ask what products you use ?? im allergic to biological soap powder makes me rashed and itchy, i cant use ordinary soap that dries me out and makes me itchy, shampoo is same if it gets anywhere but my head, i now use cold process soap ,all natural, and moisturise with all natural body butter i mkae myself from shea butter, cocoa butter and sweet almond oil, and i tell you the itch is way less, if any, and buy sls free shampoo , sls is sodium lauryl sulphate its in almost everything that foams, its actually an industrial degreaser and used by labs to irritate the skin to then test calming products!!
since i changed all my products i dont get that post shower/bath itch !!! also these things are parabens free known to preserve the products but also linked with causing cancer, look at the labels on your products you ll find parabens, sodium lauryl sulphate, or its slighty lesser irritant sodium laureth sulphate that in making it can have a bi products that was found in agent orange !! marketed on sensitive skin ranges, wel it aint sensitive to me !
in my despair at itchiness i took up soap making, bath bomb making and body butter, even make my own lip balm, everything natural except perfume, even then essential oil can be used, there are ebay shops that sell these things alot cheaper, i know, before this hit me hard, i had one :-s , if its not affordable, for you, getting rapeseed oil or sweet alomd oil and putting geranium essential oil in it and using it as a moisturiser/body lotion helps alot, geranium is fab for dry irritated skin and known to help eczema. i even get irritated at the creams supposed to help like E 45 and diprobase.
just a thought , but its so helped me irradicate the rashy itchy skin i could have just clawed, hope this helps
*hug*
T x
LOLOLOLOLOLOL That IS funny! Got to love our boys!
Wednesday, All moms can relate. When my son was about the same age he saw Titanic for the first time. The next day in school he wrote in his journal about the woman with the big boobies that he saw. Got called into school to explain that.
Thank you. They say that laughter is great medicine. Roxanne
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing025.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) Too funny...gotta love them little boys!
Wednesday, I needed that laugh the things our kids do and say what would we do without them. Hugs and Kisses and lots of love Jonnell and Jenna
Wedneday, that made me laugh!
I remember when my boys were very small. We were on a bus when one of them asked where babies cames from. I spluttered and tried to deflect the question, when a little voice said something like, "I know they grow inyour tummy, but how do they get out". Eeek, the bus was full, and suddenly everyone seemed to be listening. I went bright red, and said something about 'mummy's little pocket :-[ The guy sitting oppisite looked as if he was going to wet himself laughing.
Out of the mouths of babes !
Kathyx
That brings to mind telling my son when he was about 18 months old that he was going to have a baby brother or sister. "Where is it now?" he asked. I explained it was inside me. He looked absolutely horrified and wailed "Did you eat it????"
;D
HAHA Scottie... ;D Poor thing, I bet he was mortified :o
katy lolololol thats so funny!! kids just ask with no fear, but in public its very embarrasing lolol
scottie lololololol how their little minds work, in mysterious ways lol
T x
Hi everyone I am new I haven't posted anything yet,but i have to add this it made me think of all the funny things kids say.My nephew at the age of six found out where he really came out of and he was so mad at my sister he told her thanks mom now I have to take a shower because I smell like koochie.How funny is that.I just have to tell ya one more.When my daughter was 2 she came up to me crying and said mommy I have a crack in my butt I have 4 kids and never heard that oneI just assumed they excepted it cause it was there at birth.Anyway LMAO .God bless your son for giving us a laugh I think he is definitely a boob man.
Hello Lilbitz, welcome to Sjogren's World, I'm glad you could make your first post in such an entertaining thread!
It's this sort of thing that made Art Linkletter a household name! He was so right, kids do say the darnedest things!
I hope you get as much out of the other threads, and feel free to post anytime.
Hi WHM, that is too funny! Kids, can't live with them, can't live without them! :D What is it with boobies anyway (laughing and shaking my head)?! Boys, they are too funny! Give that kid a hug for me will ya?
Hi Lilbitz, Let me welcome you to the SJS World! Please do look around as there are tons of topics and as you've already see, gaggles of really great members too! Please tell us a bit more about you as we'd like to get to know you.
Y'all's stories are just so precious!
Patze
Hi Lilbitz :)
Welcome to Sjogren's world. Join in any thread you want to or start one off. Comments, questions, or just plain 'venting' are all just fine.
Take care - Scottie :)
Hi lilbitz!
Welcome from me too! I'm glad that you found us and are enjoying the boards....feel free to jump on in whenever and whenever you feel comfortable doing so!
T, Scottie, and the rest.....your stories are making me laugh....kids do say what's on their minds....with nothing held back! Too funny!
Lilbitz!
I have the feeling you are going to be a real pleasure to know!
Welcome to the group!
Janna