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Sjogrens Topics => Living Life In Spite of Sjogren's => Topic started by: MaryBee7 on January 02, 2013, 04:18:26 PM

Title: Sjogren's Jokes
Post by: MaryBee7 on January 02, 2013, 04:18:26 PM
Okay, if no one replies I'll know 2 things:  I'm a rear end pain and it's time for me to go bother Ashewoman at Gmail.   :P

Here's my joke:   "A woman with Sjogren's walked up to the desert.  The desert screamed and ran."     ha ha!   
Title: Re: Sjogren's Jokes
Post by: Sleepy In Seattle on January 02, 2013, 05:26:38 PM
How many sjoggies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows because they keep dropping the bulb with their lotion-y hands....

:P  ;D
Title: Re: Sjogren's Jokes
Post by: MaryBee7 on January 02, 2013, 05:41:23 PM
ha ha Seattle!  I think we should keep these going, like the word association threads.  Laughing at Sjogren's has got to be a Good Thing!
Title: Re: Sjogren's Jokes
Post by: Alwaysblue on January 02, 2013, 07:06:11 PM
This is dry humor.
Title: Re: Sjogren's Jokes
Post by: Sleepy In Seattle on January 02, 2013, 07:13:21 PM
(groan....)   ::) ;D
Title: Re: Sjogren's Jokes
Post by: artsyamerican on January 02, 2013, 08:29:12 PM
lol
Title: Re: Sjogren's Jokes
Post by: slccom on January 02, 2013, 08:45:58 PM
Need someone to deliver a eulogy? Ask a sjoggie!
Sharon
Title: Re: Sjogren's Jokes
Post by: quietdynamics on January 02, 2013, 08:57:13 PM


What is the SJS theme song?

"How Dry I Am"
How dry I am, how dry I am
It's plain to see just why I am
No alcohol in my highball  No tears in my eye[ball]
And that is why so dry I am
Title: Re: Sjogren's Jokes
Post by: voiceteacher on January 03, 2013, 04:33:51 AM
funny :)  I think we should STICK with this :)
Title: Re: Sjogren's Jokes
Post by: MaryBee7 on January 03, 2013, 07:20:35 AM
QuietDynamics, I love this song!  Okay so here's my pathetic joke for today:

A Sjogren's sufferer was shopping in the nut/raisin aisle at the local supermarket.  To her utter shocked surprise, a man suddenly grabbed her by the back of her shirt and tossed her in his grocery cart, saying "Glad they're selling prunes in these bulk sizes, sure saves on the grocery bill!"

HA HA!
Title: Re: Sjogren's Jokes
Post by: Liz D. on January 03, 2013, 10:18:03 AM
I have got a laugh from people who know my situation out of this one: 

When people are talking to me and spit by accident and say sorry, I just say "stop rubbing it in!"
Title: Re: Sjogren's Jokes
Post by: MaryBee7 on January 03, 2013, 02:25:52 PM
HA HA HA LIZ!!