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Title: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: lynnmarie219 on February 18, 2010, 06:24:20 PM
I went to 2 appts Tuesday and my brain was just completely in the "off" position I guess...it just was not a functioning day for it at all and I had a couple of good and funny blunders...but I wonder what the people really thought when I said it? Good thing I can laugh it off and most of the time people do too....I yiyiyiyiyiy!

The first one the woman at the ophthalmologist office asked what kind of contact lenses I was wearing so she could get me a case and wetting solution...I wanted to say I have rigid gas permeable...but I forgot to say all of it and said...I have gas! What the heck??? She and I just laughed about it and she said..I know what you mean but what was that about???  ;D

Then when I was having a scan done later that morning, they were trying to put the IV's in and couldn't get them to stay in the veins....was getting everyone a little nervous and I was bruising so they called in the IV team. I meant to say I have good veins in my hands but instead I told her I have hands!

I'm surprised they didn't ship me off to the psych unit.... :o
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: Bucky on February 18, 2010, 06:37:16 PM
Lynnmarie . . . you poor thing.  Some times it just happens.  Do you by chance use shorthand in your job?  You were just giving the shortened version of things.   ;D

Take care . . . . oh . . . . and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!!    ;D   ;D

Hugs,
Bucky
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: Patze on February 18, 2010, 06:48:54 PM
Oh my Lynnmarie, I thought I was the only one that did that!  I've done it so much with the thyroid doctor that she just ignores it, or maybe she's learned alien - Patze style!  ;) :D

And Happy Birthday a bit early!!!!! (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fc/birthday.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)


Patze
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: Joe S. on February 19, 2010, 03:57:11 AM
lynnmarie219, is it true you are turning '21' ?
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: lynnmarie219 on February 19, 2010, 05:55:00 AM
Oh yes Joe...you are so correct!!  ;)


btw...your check is in the mail..... :D
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: saranski on February 19, 2010, 07:28:32 AM
I just had to laugh when i read your post!!! I have turned into a blubbering idiot!!! I used to pride myself on having a good vocabulary and pronouncing things correctly-WELL NOT ANYMORE!!!! I call it "sometimers" because sometimes i can speak and it comes out ok, sometimes it doesn't, sometimes i can finish what i am saying and not lose my train of thought, and sometimes i can't!!!!
I was working on medical history/symptoms history list this morning, because Monday i have an appointment with a neurologist and didn't want to sound like a complete idiot!!!!! So, in my moments of clarity, i thought i better write them down!!!!  Good Lord, SJS is a gift that keeps on giving!!!!!! You just gotta laugh!
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: Cally57 on February 19, 2010, 08:19:29 AM
Oh my I have done that so many times....sometimers.  I like that!!!
My daughter says talk "right"!!!  Then we laugh.....gotta laugh.  But its so weird!
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: lynnmarie219 on February 19, 2010, 08:11:03 PM
Cally,

We "gotta laugh" is right...if we cant laugh about it whats the alternative? I would rather laugh for sure!! :D
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: Joe S. on February 20, 2010, 02:11:01 AM
I started taking Acetyl L Carnitine (ALC) and Alpha Lipoic Acid (ALA) for brain fog when I could no longer keep my train of thought with the children in my classes. After two years now I am looking at doing programming. It has been years since I have thought in these languages.

What I am getting at is that the fog is clearing.
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: Pisces24 on February 20, 2010, 12:16:14 PM
Well if you can't be smart at the moment,  at least be entertaining!    ;) :D
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: Patze on February 20, 2010, 12:20:06 PM
Leave 'em laughing I say!  (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing025.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)


Patze
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: Bucky on February 21, 2010, 11:53:41 AM
Patze - is that jumping green turtle a self image of you???  LOL  Get that turtle some gorilla glue!!!   ;D

Bucky
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: Patze on February 21, 2010, 12:23:45 PM
Teacher's pet were you?  ;) :D   And you don't like the mutant Ninja turtles?  Dang girl, what is up with that???!!!!  (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-confused013.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

By the way, the heck with the glue, pass the tanker anchor chains!!!!!!!!!!  (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-cool01.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)


Patze
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: Blue Kat on February 21, 2010, 01:01:43 PM
I was just telling someone the other day - I don't have Brain Farts, I have Cranial Methane Explosions!   :D
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: Joy Cox on February 21, 2010, 01:25:31 PM
You know what that aggravating jumpin' green thing reminds me of?  When younger, one of my boys jumping on his bed in his room... >:(

Be a Sweetheart Patze and let him have naptime!!! :-*

Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: Bucky on February 21, 2010, 02:40:12 PM
I think Patze's little Ninja friend has had waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much caffeine!!   :o  Hide his supply Patze!!  He needs to calm down and take a breather on the naughty mat - I'm sure you will scoot over to give him some room on the mat!!   ;D
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: Patze on February 21, 2010, 03:38:49 PM
Ah, you didn't like my little psychotic friend?  I'm sssssooooooooooo sssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddd, no more cowabunga! (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad023.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)


Patze
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: Joy Cox on February 21, 2010, 05:21:07 PM
LOST One little jumping boy with a green jump suit on... ;D  Have checked all the posts and he's gone...NOWHERE TO BE FOUND!!  ;D

Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: jpd54 on February 21, 2010, 08:11:11 PM
After reading these posts it's again nice to know we are not alone.  I believe we have a language of our own.  Sometimes I don't know what comes out of my mouth.  Everybody looks at me and I have to laugh!!!!  I just tell them I don't know what that was.  It wasn't English.  HaHaHa

   jpd
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: Bernice on February 21, 2010, 08:38:20 PM
Chile, Let's just say I'm a giggler's delight!!!!!
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: Poochie on February 28, 2010, 08:56:38 AM
Utoh! hubby caught me coming out of the bathroom from my shower, with my slippers dripping from my hands.  I was headed to the garage to set them out to dry.  ::)

I looked at him and said "Don't ask, DON'T EVEN ASK!"  I can't help it if they jumped in the shower with me. ;D  They just can't bear to be parted from me. 

Yeah sure, believe that and I'll tell you a hundred more.   :D :D

And the brain scores another one. 

Pooh
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: Patze on February 28, 2010, 12:13:10 PM
Oh Pooh, that is a good one!!! (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing001.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing021.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)


Patze
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: lynnmarie219 on February 28, 2010, 12:26:16 PM
Oh Pooh,

Hope the garage is heated or you will have two frozen ice cubes to put back on your feet!  :o
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: Bucky on February 28, 2010, 12:53:09 PM
Pooh - not to worry - I'm sure you were just multi-tasking and washing your slippers at the same time as you were taking your shower!!   ;D  I'm sure you had this planned the whole time.   ;)

Enjoy your Sunday . . . .

Bucky
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: Poochie on February 28, 2010, 03:57:48 PM
Thanks Bucky, that's exactly what I was doing................................................ showering and washing my slippers ..........................................at the same time.

That's my new story, and I'm sticking to it.  ;D

Pooh
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: lynnmarie219 on February 28, 2010, 04:02:03 PM
And that's a good story Pooh! I would stick to it too!
Title: Re: Talk about Brain Farts!
Post by: RobinBat on February 28, 2010, 05:34:09 PM
Pooh,

Don't feel bad, I got into the shower this am with my glasses on... Had my back to the water, didn't notice till I turned around!

Also twice today set out to do one thing, got into the other room and didn't remember what I was supposed to be doing and started something else. Then logged onto computer to look up something and couldn't remember what it was.... Is this brain fog? Or am I just losing it?

Robin