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lighthouse33

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Senior Citizen fun
« on: March 06, 2013, 01:34:58 PM »
Senior Citizen fun
 
Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful
with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to
be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of
me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with
the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I decided to
teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told her
that I had joined a parachute club. She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost
80 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her
that I even got a membership card. She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a
membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed
up for five jumps a week." I told her. She fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes
it really can be fun.....
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engy

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Re: Senior Citizen fun
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2013, 04:35:27 PM »
HAHAHAHAA!!!!
DX:Sjogrens w/mild Lupus overlap,Hashi,Celiac,Raynauds,Sm.Fiber Neuropathy,POTS,Fibro.,CFS,OI & other dysautonomia.
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Cricket

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Re: Senior Citizen fun
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2013, 05:11:03 PM »
So funny!!
Female 64 yrs. old with:~Lymphoma ~SJS~, Fibro, Neuropathy, Spinal  Stenosis, Degenerative Discs, Shingles Arthritis, Hypo-thyroid.
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