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You know you're a Sjoggie if....
« on: January 18, 2013, 10:26:00 AM »
Okay fellow Sjoggies, I need your help.

Send me your best, "You know you're a Sjoggie if" lines.  I would like to make another one of my Sjogren's Videos,
which will be entitled: You know you're a Sjoggie if...

My wacky sense of humor requires these one liners to be as funny as possible.

Let's have fun...give me your best stuff!
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Re: You know you're a Sjoggie if....
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2013, 10:48:44 AM »
You know you're a Sjoggie if you are really happy to have tears flowing down your cheeks.
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Re: You know you're a Sjoggie if....
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2013, 11:04:34 AM »
You know you are a sjoggie, when your brain fog  makes you misplace a watermelon, and you find it three days later

In the freezer!

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Re: You know you're a Sjoggie if....
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2013, 11:25:26 AM »
You know you're a Sjoggie if:

You can apply eye drops without a mirror or light  ;)
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Re: You know you're a Sjoggie if....
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2013, 11:49:26 AM »
You carry an arsenal of eye, nose & mouth products wherever you go.
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Re: You know you're a Sjoggie if....
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2013, 11:51:25 AM »
You find single use eye drop vials in the dryer.
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Re: You know you're a Sjoggie if....
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2013, 12:04:41 PM »
If you get excited over " Hot Booties"
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Re: You know you're a Sjoggie if....
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2013, 12:06:39 PM »
If you wear sunglasses inside and outside
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Re: You know you're a Sjoggie if....
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2013, 01:05:06 PM »
...If you feel like a major share-holder of your local pharmacy :)

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Re: You know you're a Sjoggie if....
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2013, 01:13:19 PM »
When you have your own personal bin in the pharmacy and you are there so often
they go grab your meds when they see you before coming up to the counter ................
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Re: You know you're a Sjoggie if....
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2013, 02:08:11 PM »
When everyone still tells you how good you look no matter that you are having so many serious health issues.  :o

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Re: You know you're a Sjoggie if....
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2013, 02:23:09 PM »
Daisy - spot on!

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Re: You know you're a Sjoggie if....
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2013, 02:35:38 PM »
....when you don't need a bath towel to "dry off"    :P

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Re: You know you're a Sjoggie if....
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2013, 02:51:10 PM »
you're reading this!

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Re: You know you're a Sjoggie if....
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2013, 03:17:40 PM »

When you get a Dx.....and feel relieved.  ???   
When you ask the Dr. if they feel alright?  Just to shake them up...lol.

When you sweep the floor...then use the vacuum for the dirt, cause' you are too tired to use a dust pan. Groan.

You wake up in the morning and yell: "Honey mark the calender ... I feel rested today!"

On a serious note:
You go grocery shopping and put all the refrigerated foods in one or two bags...the important part, then tie those bags...so they show 'bunny ears' .. so you can find them without the hunt. Those go in the home with you....the rest can stay in the car until someone (not yourself) brings the rest in or gets hungry.
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