You know you're a Sjoggie if....

[SjoDry]

BTW folks,

I am loving your contributions here!
I have already started creating my You Know You're A Sjoggie If...video. Should be very funny thanks to all of you.

SjoDry

[Debbie B]

....when  you get into a panic when you are in a  room or restaurant with ceiling fans on
....when your sun visor in your car is the most important safety feature
...when shop glasses suddenly become an appealing and necessary accessory
...when you wear sunglasses in the dentist chair
....when you feel like a walking human humidistat able to pinpoint the humidity in a room to the nearest percentage point
....when you are the only one in your group of friends not mindlessy snacking on Turtles
...when it becomes a regular occurrence to knock over your water glass at night becuase you can't open your eyes to see where it is


Thanks for the laughs here..I needed it today!

[dainbramage]

The pharmacy tech looks at the calendar and says to you, its about time for your refills...that ain't right!

Every day you have a doc appointment and one doc wants you to see a specialist and you try to fit the appt. into your schedule, but remember what time you will need a nap, when do you need to take your drugs, don't forget to eat, I still need to make dinner, clothes need washing, I forgot I need to let the dog out, money, insurance costs, will they make me take more drugs, how will my liver handle this.....AND I thought I had it rough.

[LEANY]

You know your a sjoggies when you turn to your hubby and say not tonight honey it isn't your birthday.

[P.Trish]

 Liltliwlowa - you nailed it!

[finallyadx]

You know you are a sjoggie when you are eating something soft and all of a sudden there is something inside your mouth that is not as soft as the food just put in there...you take it out to find it is unfortunately a piece of one your teeth!!!  UUGGGHHH...