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Bucky

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Re: 2013 - Laughter is the best medicine . . . .
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2013, 01:39:09 PM »
Here's some cute Bunny/rabbit/egg jokes I came across:


How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the grey hares.
                     ~ ~ ~
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
                     ~ ~ ~
Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
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What do you call a sleeping egg?
Egg-zosted!
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Re: 2013 - Laughter is the best medicine . . . .
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2013, 02:21:48 PM »
I saw this on my cousins Facebook page:

"Going to do some gardening today.  I'm going to plant myself on the couch!"


(My kind of gardening . . . sorry, Genko.  ;) )
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Re: 2013 - Laughter is the best medicine . . . .
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2013, 10:53:36 PM »
"My face in the mirror
Isn't wrinkled or drawn.
My house isn't dirty.
The cobwebs are gone.
My garden looks lovely
And so does my lawn.
I think I might never
Put my glasses back on."  8)

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Re: 2013 - Laughter is the best medicine . . . .
« Reply #18 on: April 13, 2013, 01:27:13 AM »
Bucky thank you  for these. They put smiles on my face.

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Re: 2013 - Laughter is the best medicine . . . .
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2013, 09:59:41 PM »
I was moaning to a friend yesterday about being achy and stiff. She said, "So, you are celebrating your longevity, huh?"

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Re: 2013 - Laughter is the best medicine . . . .
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2013, 10:19:57 PM »
Why do ducks fly upside down? So, they can quack-up - that's what this thread makes me do.
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Re: 2013 - Laughter is the best medicine . . . .
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2013, 05:07:19 PM »
I think this would qualify as a "blonde joke"....



One day after work, the blonde walked into a pizza parlor and ordered a small personal pizza.

When it was ready, the waiter asked if she wanted it cut into four pieces or eight.

?Better make it four,? she said. ?I?d never be able to eat eight.?

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Re: 2013 - Laughter is the best medicine . . . .
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2013, 06:21:27 PM »
I found this in a book I was looking through today:

"I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club
and start exercising.  I decided to take an aerobics
class for seniors.  I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped
up and down, and perspired for an hour.  By the time
I got my leotards on, the class was over."

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Re: 2013 - Laughter is the best medicine . . . .
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2013, 03:41:58 AM »
Hah Bucky! I was all ready to rejoin  a
gym til' I read the last part :)
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Re: 2013 - Laughter is the best medicine . . . .
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2013, 12:17:03 PM »
 :D P. Trish!!

Here's another one from the garage sale book I got yesterday - it's a tad long, but it's cute.

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married.  They
go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore.  Jacob suggests
they go in.

"Are you the owner," Jacob asks the pharmacist.

"Yes," says the pharmacist.

Says Jacob:  "We're about to get married.  Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist:  "Of course we do."

Jacob:  "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist:  "All kinds."

Jacob:  "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist:  "Definitely."

Jacob:  "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist:  "Of course."

Jacob:  "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist:  "Yes, a large variety.  The works."

Jacob:  "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist:  "Absolutely."

Jacob:  "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist:  "All speeds and sizes."

Finally Jacob says to the pharmacist:  "We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please."


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Re: 2013 - Laughter is the best medicine . . . .
« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2013, 10:02:46 AM »
Love it! I work with elders and will have to write this one down to share with them.
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Re: 2013 - Laughter is the best medicine . . . .
« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2013, 12:48:41 PM »
Here is a true funny for you.
My neighbor is in a nursing home and her house is empty with a For Sale sign in the yard. I don't know her kids. Today there was a strange white van from some type of "systems" company parked in the driveway. I went over and yelled but nobody answered. So I called the cops and explained the situation and they said they'd send a patrol car out to check it out.
15 minutes later two other cars pull up and people get out. I called over to the lady getting out of one of the cars. Come to find out she is the dau of my neighbor and they bought the house. I had to explain to her that I called the cops on them due to a strange van in the driveway. She wasn't upset at all thankfully and said at least she knew the neighborhood was safe.

I don't think they will ever forget me, their neighbor. Welcome to the neighborhood and by the way, I called the cops on you.  :-[ :-[ :-[ ;)

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Re: 2013 - Laughter is the best medicine . . . .
« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2013, 05:28:44 PM »
Pisces24 . . . . oops!   ;)

I'm sure they ARE glad you are watching out for their mother's house.  That's what neighbors do (or at least they did when I was growing up) - many times now, people don't know their neighbors.

Hopefully, this new neighbor will keep an eye on your place too.   :D

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Re: 2013 - Laughter is the best medicine . . . .
« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2013, 06:04:46 PM »
Pisces24 . . . . oops!   ;)

I'm sure they ARE glad you are watching out for their mother's house.  That's what neighbors do (or at least they did when I was growing up) - many times now, people don't know their neighbors.

Hopefully, this new neighbor will keep an eye on your place too.   :D

Bucky

That is a really good thing! It is for everyone's protection. I'd love to live near you.

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Re: 2013 - Laughter is the best medicine . . . .
« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2013, 04:55:08 PM »
You know you're getting older when . . . . .

IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE FEMALE . . .

You go in for a mammogram
         and realize this is
      your last chance
    to appear topless in film.

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