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Re: Laughter is the best medicine . . .
« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2009, 07:30:27 AM »
Good and quick thinking Kathyx!!!  Wow, that is such a neat answer!


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Re: Laughter is the best medicine . . .
« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2009, 02:04:14 PM »
Southern Terms (Part Two)

Labor Pain . . . Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff . . . A Doctor's cane.
Morbid . . . A higher offer than 1 bid.
Nitrates . . . Cheaper than day rates.
Node . . . I knew it.
Outpatient . . . A person who has fainted.
Post Operative . . . A letter carrier.
Recovery Room . . . Place to do upholstery.
Seizure . . . Roman emperor.
Tablet . . . A small table.
Terminal Illness . . . Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor . . . More than one.
Varicose . . . Near by / close by.


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Re: Laughter is the best medicine . . .
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2009, 12:31:27 PM »
Parking Ticket

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.  Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.  We were only in there for about 5 minutes.  When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.  We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"  He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.  I called him a goof-ball.  He glared at me and starting writing another ticket for having worn tires.  He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.  Then he started writing a third ticket.  This went on for about 20 minutes.  The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.  Personally, we didn't care.  We came into town by bus and the car had a (political person, I won't mention who) sticker.  We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.  It's important at our age.


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Re: Laughter is the best medicine . . .
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2009, 03:23:22 AM »
Good one!!!!  That would be something that I might do when I retire!!!!  ;) ;D


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Re: Laughter is the best medicine . . .
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2009, 07:21:30 PM »
May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
and your pies take the prize,
and may your Thanksgiving dinner
stay off your thighs!! 


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Re: Laughter is the best medicine . . .
« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2009, 08:32:37 AM »
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle "take two aspirin" and "keep away from children"!!!!   ;D  ;D  ;D

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Re: Laughter is the best medicine . . .
« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2009, 09:29:47 AM »
Oh Bucky.....you crack me up.....keep 'em coming my friend!

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Re: Laughter is the best medicine . . .
« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2009, 10:42:29 AM »
 
Our Special Bucky, In TN talk, you're a hoot!!! Have a wonderful weekend.     J   :-*  Y

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Re: Laughter is the best medicine . . .
« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2009, 12:22:13 PM »
Bucky - I'm laughing out loud - thankyou!!    ;D    xx

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Re: Laughter is the best medicine . . .
« Reply #24 on: November 27, 2009, 02:20:24 PM »
Bucky, that's what I keep telling kidlet!  Maybe now I'll be believed!!!  ;) ;D


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Re: Laughter is the best medicine . . .
« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2009, 08:19:54 PM »
Maxine Says It Best

I keep hitting escape, but I'm still here.

Ever notice how people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place?

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

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Re: Laughter is the best medicine . . .
« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2010, 02:37:25 PM »
I've been sorting thru some old papers - here's one for you.

Senior Moment
(This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida)

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.  She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it!  Get out of the car!"  The four men didn't wait for a second invitation.  They got out and ran like mad.  The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shoppings bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.  She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.  She tried and tried and then it dawned on her why . . For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat.  A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.  She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.  The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.  He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair and carrying a large handgun.  No charges were filed.


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Re: Laughter is the best medicine . . .
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2010, 08:44:14 AM »
Children's Logic:  "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher.  The small boy wrote:  "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."  The teacher took the lad aside to correct him.  "Don't you know what pregnant means?"  she asked.  "Sure," said the young boy confidently.  "It means carrying a child."



Kids - ya gotta love 'em.   ;D

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Re: Laughter is the best medicine . . .
« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2010, 09:42:40 AM »
For the life of me, I do not know how I got to the second page of this post! Started reading the funny stories and have enjoyed a great deal of laughter!!!!  The stories ALL seemed NEW... until I got to the Bucky's original post. In it she mentioned PILLOW TALK...BINGO, THE LIGHT TURNED ON IN MY HEAD!!!!

PLEASE TELL ME YOU UNDERSTAND  ::) ; believe empathy is the word!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Laughter is the best medicine . . .
« Reply #29 on: January 05, 2010, 09:55:33 AM »
Joy,

Thanks for making us all feel normal.  Why do we Sjoggies have such memory issues?  Got to accept it and make the most if it, I guess.

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