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Re: 2012 - Laughter is the Best Medicine . . . .
« Reply #45 on: October 08, 2012, 09:08:56 PM »
Texasgranny, Those are so funny. The ipod one really got me!! Thanks for the lift! Irish

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Re: 2012 - Laughter is the Best Medicine . . . .
« Reply #46 on: October 25, 2012, 05:10:58 PM »
Saw this on someone's Facebook page today:

"Whatever you do always give 100%.

Unless you're donating blood."


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« Reply #47 on: November 05, 2012, 06:50:02 PM »
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

Bucky great  idea and so cool how many shares :)

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Re: 2012 - Laughter is the Best Medicine . . . .
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« Reply #49 on: November 06, 2012, 06:34:02 AM »
These are great!!  It is so good for us to laugh.

Heard this one the other day:

A man and his wife were driving down the highway when a policeman pulled them over.  The policeman said to the man, "Did you know your wife fell out of the car two miles ago?"

The man said, "Oh, thank goodness.   I thought I was going deaf!"

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« Reply #50 on: November 06, 2012, 07:11:07 AM »
I bought the cutest pink and gray paisley slip for a quarter at a yard sale on Saturday! I couldn't wait to wear it to work -- not that anyone would see it, of course, but I love nice undies.

So I was walking from the parking garage to my building using the pedway over the road yesterday morning when I felt something weird tickle my knee. I stopped and looked down.

And my lovely new slip fell right right down around my ankles.

I looked around quickly to see if I'd been caught --- and there was a woman walking behind me trying not to laugh. I whispered to her, "I guess I've lost too much weight."

Lesson learned:  If someone is getting rid of something that cute, there MUST be something wrong with it.

(Hint: Check the elastic twice.)
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« Reply #51 on: November 07, 2012, 06:42:24 AM »

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« Reply #52 on: November 10, 2012, 05:26:41 PM »
Saw this on Facebook -

"Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service.

One leaned over and whispered, "my butt is going to sleep."

"I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times.""

                         
Now, come on, I know you at least smiled a little reading that.   ;)  :)

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« Reply #53 on: November 10, 2012, 11:30:04 PM »
I posted this two years ago and just came across it again when I was sorting through some papers this weekend.


My Favorite Things for Older People
(or people with Sjogren's, whichever the case may be . .  ;) )

(this is to the tune of the song, "My Favorite Things")

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up with string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin,
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinin,
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, when the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.


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Re: 2012 - Laughter is the Best Medicine . . . .
« Reply #54 on: November 12, 2012, 05:29:59 AM »
Here's a T-shirt I saw the other day:

The Optimist says the glass is half full.
The Pessimist says the glass is half empty.
The Engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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« Reply #55 on: December 18, 2012, 03:37:14 PM »
Why women should avoid a girls night out after they are married
 
The other night I was invited out for a night out with the "girls".  I told my husband emphatically that I would be home that night by midnight and said "I promise!!!!".  Well, the hours with the girls passed too quickly and all of the margaritas went down way too easily.  So, it wasn't until almost 3am that I finally noticed the time and went home (a bit loaded). 

Just as I walked in the front door...... the cuckoo clock in our hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing that my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.  Even though I was totally smashed, I had been able to quickly figure that 3 cuckoos plus 9 would equal 12 which is Midnight!!!!!  I was really very proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution in order to avoid any conflict with my husband and reacting so quickly.  Then I crawled into bed as quiet as I could and fell asleep.
 
The next morning my husband asked me what time I had gotten in the night before and I immediately responded "Midnight!!!!" and he didn't seem the littlest bit annoyed about it at all.  "Whew" I said to myself, I got away with that one! 

But then my husband said, "I think we need a new cuckcoo clock". 
When I asked him why, he said that last night in the middle of the night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said "Oh Sh*t!", then cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, then cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.