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Re: 2012 - Laughter is the Best Medicine . . . .
« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2012, 01:40:55 PM »
I might have posted this one before - but, I came across it again today while looking for something:

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.

Pee on it and walk away!   ;D

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Re: 2012 - Laughter is the Best Medicine . . . .
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2012, 01:30:57 PM »
Sometimes my imagination can go wild with thinking.

I was helping another dept enter beneficiary information. We had a guy that wanted his girlfriend as his primary bene and his WIFE as the secondary bene. Of course we have to get spousal ok on that.

Not only does this guy have guts, he is going to be in the doghouse awhile too!!

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Re: 2012 - Laughter is the Best Medicine . . . .
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2012, 08:58:32 PM »
I saw this on a friends FB page:

"I do not want to brag, or make anybody jealous or anything, but I can still fit into my earrings that I wore in high school!"

LOL

Funny thing is . . . I can too . . . even after 37+ years!!   ;D

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Re: 2012 - Laughter is the Best Medicine . . . .
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2012, 07:15:43 AM »
I saw this on a friends FB page:

"I do not want to brag, or make anybody jealous or anything, but I can still fit into my earrings that I wore in high school!"

LOL

Funny thing is . . . I can too . . . even after 37+ years!!   ;D

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That's right!  Focus on the positive!  Who cares about what DOESN'T fit?  My shoes still fit, my earrings, my purse fits over my shoulder...I'm feeling pretty good that so much still fits like it did in high school :P

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Re: 2012 - Laughter is the Best Medicine . . . .
« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2012, 08:07:39 AM »
There is no state of physical decline or damage that you could not recover from—none—not any, if you knew it... If you wanted it and knew that you could. And that's those miracles that they talk about every day. They're not miracles at all, they are the natural order of things. But because they are rare, people think they are miraculous. They're not. That's the way it is supposed to be. You're supposed to thrive.

--- Abraham

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Re: 2012 - Laughter is the Best Medicine . . . .
« Reply #20 on: July 07, 2012, 02:35:08 PM »

The Doctor Says . . . But He REALLY Means . . .

"Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we?"
I'm stalling for time.  Who are you and why are you here?
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"Well, what have we here?"
He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.
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"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call".
I don't know what it is.  Maybe it will go away by itself.
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"Let me check your medical history."
I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.
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"Well, now, we have some good news and some bad news."
The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW.  The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.
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"This should be taken care of right away".
I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself!
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"Let me schedule you for some lab tests."
I have a forty percent interest in the lab.
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"I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.
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"That's quite a nasty looking wound."
I think I'm going to throw up.
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"This should fix you up."
The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff.  Hope it works.
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"Everything seems to be normal."
Rats! I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.
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"I'd like to run some more tests."
I can't figure out what's wrong.  Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.
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Something I found in my files.    ;D
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Re: 2012 - Laughter is the Best Medicine . . . .
« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2012, 01:34:42 AM »
I used to be indecisive.  Now I'm not sure.  :-\

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Re: 2012 - Laughter is the Best Medicine . . . .
« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2012, 11:13:22 PM »

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Re: 2012 - Laughter is the Best Medicine . . . .
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2012, 08:20:05 PM »
LATE ON NIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY
TWO YOUNG BOYS WENT OUT TO PLAY,

BACK TO BACK THEY FACED EACH OTHER,
DREW THEIR SWORDS AND SHOT EACH OTHER

A DEAF POLICEMAN  HEARD THE NOISE
AND CAME AND SHOT THE TWO DEAD BOYS,

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THIS STORY IS TRUE
ASK THE BLIND MAN,  HE SAW IT TOO!

courtesy of my daddy!!!   ~sass~

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Re: 2012 - Laughter is the Best Medicine . . . .
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2012, 08:40:58 PM »
Sometimes my imagination can go wild with thinking.

I was helping another dept enter beneficiary information. We had a guy that wanted his girlfriend as his primary bene and his WIFE as the secondary bene. Of course we have to get spousal ok on that.

Not only does this guy have guts, he is going to be in the doghouse awhile too!!

I bet his wife handles that one like a dog! Good for her!
Sharon

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Re: 2012 - Laughter is the Best Medicine . . . .
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2012, 09:38:43 PM »
Lady with no insurance goes to the dr. - He says, here are some samples for you and your whole family, they are free and in the experimental stage.

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Re: 2012 - Laughter is the Best Medicine . . . .
« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2012, 05:14:56 AM »
One of my engineering professors has a quote on the back of his pc that says,

"Nothing is foolproof to a really talented fool."

If you think about it, he has a point. Have you ever brought home some sort of appliance and noticed that it had a little tag on the cord that says something painfully obvious like don't use the toaster in the shower? Well it turns out it is a complicated and time consuming process to print those stickers so they are expensive enough that a company won't put them on unless some ignoramous did the thing they advise against and they are really worried about a lawsuit.

Case in point, one of my classmates has a chihuahua. She brought in the warning tag on the doggy bathtub she bought that said, "Do not heat over an open flame, especially when occupied." Makes a person feel slightly pessimistic about society when you realize someone has actually accidentally boiled the family pet on the stove.

I suppose it solves the shedding problem...j/k

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Re: 2012 - Laughter is the Best Medicine . . . .
« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2012, 05:18:25 AM »
Anthony, that's funny! It is like the plastic bags that surround everything in boxes so as to not mark the product during shipping... they all say the plastic is not a childs toy. Really?